Even though the seven Deadly Sins were put into place in the 4th Century by some monk who was clearly as much a fan of making lists as I am, so much so that the list was originally longer. Then some time in the late 6th Century, the Pope decided to condense them, but as […]
The Ex-Boyfriend Zombie Phenomenon AKA Why You Can’t Reheat Pasta
Spring has sprung! The daffodils are popping their heads out, the days are getting longer, spirits are lifting, it’s mating season and that means ex-boyfriends are emerging from their winter slumber to come and royally F up your life! What is this strange phenomenon? I blame social media for the level it’s reached! Social media […]
Adventures of a JC Playboy Bunny PT3
“Here,” he said in his obligatory English accent, shoving a large, crumpled paper bag at me, clearly still frazzled from whatever had been going on upstairs in the hotel room. “Just make sure you get HIM a cup of ice at each stop and fill it up with this,” he said through chemically clenched teeth. […]
Adventures of a JC Playboy Bunny – Part 2
A few years ago during an awkward period I like to call “being single,” I accidentally slept with a 21-year-old because of my less than desirable math skills. I had a good fourteen year run of back-to-back monogamous relationships so when I found myself on the shore of modern dating, needless to say, I was […]
Adventures of a JC Playboy Bunny – Part 1
She told me it was $100 and hour, three hour minimum for walking around a tiny city in a bikini, crushing buildings and smashing little people. She told me it was the same as shooting a low budget sci-fi film. Just like Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. The difference was this happened to be […]
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