Girl Crush alert!! I first laid my eyes on Kari at the WYLDLIFE/Wax Darts/Vomitface show at Lucky’s a few weeks back.. She was rocking out while frontman and boyfriend Dave Feldman (stylish peep) of WYLDLIFE was bringing the house down… I couldn’t stop staring at her! she is just gorgeous , animated, stylish , amazing smile….. I can go on. I was totally smitten by her! It was almost confusing! haha jokes aside, I knew she had to be my next stylish peep, and my first rocker chick. I added her on Facebook like the creeper that I am, and she has the funniest status updates that I just had to share some of them with you. I don’t know how she makes this shit up…
“Sometimes when I’m sitting in traffic on the Verazzano, I reflect upon the fact that both of my grandfathers helped to build this bridge when they were young and still strangers to each other. Their blood and sweat went into this giant, beautiful symbol of strength and unity that pulls pieces of New York together, and I sit here every day cursing its existence. I bow my head and think of them, humbled for a moment, then immediately go back to cursing it, because I know they’d both really dig that”
“Where were all you people who keep telling me I’ll regret my tattoos when I was getting a jagged black emo heart above my cooter 7 years ago?
YOU CAN’T JUST START CARING NOW.”
Don’t be a doormat.
Don’t be a dick.
Don’t be a cheater/cheatee.
Don’t act like you’re weirder than you are.
Don’t act like you’re less weird than you are.
Don’t listen to shitty music.
Don’t listen to shitty people.
Tip craftspeople well.
“Watched the menu roll over from breakfast to regular as the cashier handed me my McGriddles. Bless this country.”
“I’m outside my air conditioned office for the first time since 8 am when did the air turn into hot fart soup
(This is 100% honestly all I’ve got today. Sorry.)”
What’s your name? Kari Pulizzano
What are you wearing? I know the dress and necklace are from H&M … the rest is kind of hard because a lot of what I have is hand me downs from everyone. This was my best friends Levi’s vest…. we don’t talk anymore so now it’s my favorite Levi’s vest… the boots are Docs. The tights could be from anywhere…. yeah I don’t put that much thought into where things come from… I just see what I like and I grab it.
What kind of red lipstick are you wearing? This is actually Cover Girl
What do you do to pay the bills? I work at this place called Breathe Easy, it’s a holistic wellness place …. I did go to school for journalism and I did that for a while but this is to fund the dream. It’s a great place thought, people can always visit me there from 9-5pm… on the weekdays to see the cool little cave I work in.
How long have you been living in Jersey City? Like 3.5 years now….
That’s a new one! and what music are you listening to? I don’t know anything that’s on the radio…. I do like alot of older stuff, the Rolling Stones, CCR…. WYLDLIFE obviously….. I don’t just support them cause I have to, they are awesome.
They are really awesome! Yeah, and all the bands I found by going to the shows …. they are all awesome. They have a great tight nit scene of really amazing people who make great music… there are other Jersey City bands that I love to go see when they are playing at the Lamp Post or something like Awkward Girls, Larry’s band the Wax Darts…. that is the best thing about Jersey City is you don’t have to leave in order to see all these cool bands. I also like Those Darlins, The Sugar Stems, Games, Bad Sports…. King Tuff, Shannon and the clams…okay I will stop there haha
I didn’t know any of these people existed until two months ago. Yeah it’s amazing
What’s a fun fact about you? I am 24 and I can’t ride a bike
Really? That is a fun fact! I just can’t do it. Dave swears he is going to be the one to teach me….
I must say you have the best Facebook status updates…. I am a big fan, you should put a book together with all your status updates…. When I went to school for journalism, my dad insisted that the only way that was going to happen is if I would eventually write a book and he is going to be really bummed if that’s it ….. but that will probably be the book…
You should, it’s like that book “Shit my dad says” based off this guy’s twitter …. It can be Shit Kari says….